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Charlize Theron Thinks Charlize Theron Is So Fat Right Now
I kinda give women in the entertainment biz a pass on saying or doing any fucked up shit they want to say or do with their own bodies. Regardless of what they do, everyone is gonna torture them about...
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Charlize Theron Kicks Ass and Cups Tits
Charlize Theron is an atomic blonde in the upcoming movie Atomic Blonde. She plays a kick-ass spy and tosses around guys. Charlize Theron kicking ass? Sold. But kicking ass means you’re likely to get...
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Chris Martin Wants to Do Charlize Theron Which Makes Gwyneth Paltrow Sad
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin has aimed his British penis at Charlize Theron and set it to ‘woo’. All systems go. Possible obstacle at 12 o’clock: Gwyneth Paltrow and her vagina eggs. Martin...
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Of Course Charlize Theron Would Love to Do Another ‘Mad Max’ Movie Because...
It almost goes without saying that Charlize Theron, who played Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road would like to have another crack at the character in a prequel to 2015 action hit. This doesn’t...
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Harvey Weinstein Told Women That Charlize Theron and Renee Zellweger...
You want your movie career to be as big as the careers of Charlize Theron and Renée Zellweger? All you have to do is offer up sexual favors to Harvey Weinstein, just like they did. Melissa Sagemiller...
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Charlize Theron Loves Weed
Charlize Theron is pretty awesome, and she played one of the most memorable guest stars on Arrested Development, one of my favorite TV shows of all-time. So I was pleasantly surprised to hear she told...
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Charlize Theron’s Mom Scored Her Some Weed
It’s hard to be Charlize Theron. She says she has trouble sleeping, which I assume is due to flashbacks of the year-and-a-half of dating Sean Penn she was forced to endure. Not that Penn mistreated her...
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Charlize Theron Got Depressed After Gaining 50 Pounds for ‘Tully’
Charlize Theron is dedicated to her craft. She became ugly for the 2003 film Monster. And in 2018, she became fat for Tully. Theron plays Marlo, a mother of three who is given a nanny. She put on 50...
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Angelina Jolie Tries to Win Shiloh’s Love
Over the weekend, Angelina Jolie was spotted at a Hollywood Petco with daughter Shiloh. And it looks like the trip ended with Shiloh heading home with a new pet. Can’t tell what it is, but based on the...
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Charlize Theron’s 7-Year-Old Is Transgender
In a story published by the Daily Mail, Charlize Theron revealed her 7-year-old adopted boy is now a girl. According to the article, Charlize said, “Yes, I thought she was a boy, too. Until she looked...
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Charlize Theron Covers Esquire UK in a Lace Bra
Here’s Charlize Theron on the cover of Esquire UK with the signature Terry Richardson look. At 38, she’s still as hot as she was 15 years ago. Anyway, she tells the mag that, “It was nice to be single...
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Charlize Theron Compares Googling Herself to Rape
Celebrities love dealing in hyperbole. Just ask Gwyneth Paltrow who said being trolled is like going to war. Today we have Charlize Theron who says she doesn’t Google herself because it’s tantamount to...
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‘A Million Ways to Die in the West:’ Welcome to Seth MacFartLand
No comedy today needs to be one hour and fifty-five minutes long. A Million Ways to Die in the West is too long, but also not funny enough. Plot-heavy and repetitive, it seems more like a movie written...
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Tia Mowry Says Charlize Theron Is Sort of a Bitch
Sister Sister’s Tia Mowry recently ran into Charlize Theron at SoulCycle spin class. It didn’t go so well. Tia says she was a big, fat meanie. “She wasn’t very nice to me,” Tia, who has long admired...
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‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Looks Really Amazing?
Who would have expected the first look at Mad Max: Fury Road to be as visually orgasmic as this? Starring Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, the first footage from George Miller’s film was screened at...
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Charlize Theron in ‘Captain Marvel’? A Random Rationalizing Source Thinks So!
Ah, OK! magazine. Your source to unfounded celebrity news and entertainment at the dentist. A recent rumor started by an OK! source is circulating, naming Charlize Theron to play Carol Danvers in...
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Charlize Theron Comes to Her Senses and Dumps Sean Penn
No one likes assholes. Well, except for those into rim jobs. But most people hate dicks. Umm..except for… Anyway, you get the picture. Looks like Charlize Theron realized what everyone else knew. Sean...
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No One Likes Working With Tom Hardy, Not Even Charlize Theron
Tom Hardy doesn’t have the best rep with journalists and co-stars. At this point, why haven’t we just accepted that he’s not the most likable guy? I mean he looks great from far away, he’s done some...
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Charlize Theron Wants You to Know That It’s Hard to Be Super Hot
Everyone knows that if you’re a woman and you’re not hot, thin and young enough, no one will hire you in Hollywood. Meanwhile, Charlize Theron wants us all to cry big, fat tears for her because being...
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Charlize Theron Set to Play Hot Villain in ‘Fast 8’
Well, since the Fast & Furious franchise refuses to give up, it’s time to add more actors to the lineup. It turns out one of those fresh faces is going to be Charlize Theron. Variety reports:...
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